First the Massage, then the Hair…. (December 2007)

I was having a conversation with my wonderful Program Director at Toyota and she was teasing me about the way I talk about my “schedule”. Hearing her feeding it back to me, I just had to laugh. Then of course whatever we focus on we attract more of, so here is what my “schedule” has been looking like:

First of all I begin every single day, no days off! with meditation. I generally do about 30 minutes in the morning, before even getting out of bed. I attribute all my success to this one act; the rest is gravy. And this one thing allows me to tell you what the rest of my everlovin’ life looks like! Then I make coffee freshly ground with my favorite coffee beans, and go on the internet and see what fun, fabulous e-mails are waiting for me. In general, it’s more “student testimonials” which I lovingly save in my Testimonial file. One more “impossible pregnancy”, another happy relationship, more homes bought, money coming in, just the basic stuff that our fun fabulous lives are made of. Then of course are all those juicy invitations: Do I want to go wine tasting in Chile and Argentina. I THINK SO. Where are we going for Happy Hour on Friday? (You mean it gets happier than this???). How about teaching at Yoga/Wine Tasting event in Sonoma. Yep I can definitely get it together for that!!! More details on the Yoga Miracles Birthday Bash in January.

Then I go for my amazing one to two hour walk. I watch the dolphins jumping up and down, the cute firemen, (just as much fun as watching the dolphins), the trees, grass, leaves, flowers, homes and usually stop at Trader Joe’s for a free little cracker or something.

Then often a wonderful private client tells me of his or her miracles.
Then maybe I teach a class.

Then it’s just about time for a massage!!!! Phew after all that amazing stuff I better relax with the most amazing masseuse ever, Kimberly, giving me a 2 hour trip to heaven and back  here to heaven. Well I think I need to have my hair done, so that might come next. Must have the newest, trendiest, most current cut, color and style!!

Let’s see now it’s time to meet one of my fun, fabulous friends for a late lunch and we yack and yack to see who has the most amazing life and I try very  hard to win. We sit outside, watch the ocean, birds, cute guys, and eat fantastic food.

Later in the evening, I might teach a class after which the hostess provides outrageous food and champagne, mojitos or something like that.

Then I come home to my ocean view apartment and watch The Sopranos.

Friends, that’s just ONE DAY. I can tell you about Yoga Miracles Seminars and how much fun they are, about the constant visits I make to all the Botanical Gardens, the concerts, (KEITH URBAN! TIM MCGRAW!), trips, restaurants, vineyards, parties and events that I go to. I think the absolute funniest, most spot on example of why my life is so fun is this: Right in the middle of a private session, I said to my gal: “Look I need for us to take a break. There is a wonderful book for you to look at and here is the God Can for you to put your desires into. I’m going away for a few minutes.” And I went to my computer and bought a Bruce Springsteen ticket!!!!
She called me on it later and said Joni: “You really walk the talk”. One more example is Sunni Sunshine, who says things like: “I went for my Reiki session, then had a facial, then went to the Botanical Garden, then……..”, and her good friend Suzanne says: “Have you been hanging out with Joni??”

Friends, I hope you enjoyed reading this newsletter as much as I enjoyed writing it.
Gotta go to happy hour now.

Affirm often: 
I am so living my dream life!

 Sincerely, Joni

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